Like a Friday night in sweatpants that somehow booked you a table with mood lighting — juicy shrimp get a quick toss in garlicky honey butter with a kiss of chili heat, then land on a lazy pile of microwave rice and bagged slaw. Sweet, spicy, crunchy, and done before your playlist finishes its first track.
Swap shrimp for cubed chicken breast (just cook a few minutes longer).
• Make it toddler-friendly by reducing or omitting chili sauce and serving shrimp and slaw separately.
• The microwave rice + bagged slaw combo keeps this in the “actual dinner” category without losing steam on prep.
• Fancy-feeling food for fried people.